December is around the corner again and a lot of guys try hard to dodge responsibility, they break up with you, only to come back a day after valentine.

Here are a few of my favourite lines

1. I told you to cook one egg and fry another one for me, you went ahead to fry the one you were supposed to cook and cook the one you were supposed to fry. It”s over

2. You don’t bend properly when you sweep, you’ll have
pride issues, & I can’t marry a proud woman. *its over*

3. Did you just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We’re done! *its over*

4. My mum checked my future, you are not in it.
*its over*.

5. Baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can’t go out anymore!
*its over*

6. Why would you tell me to watch champions league
when Man utd is not there! you want to mock me abi?
*Its over*

7. You smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*

8. You don’t use my picture as your profile picture,
*its over!*

9. You saw me sweeping my room & you never care to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It’s over!

10. Your new hair just reminded me of my ex, I am sorry, it’s over

11. You know you are fat and you went ahead to send me your picture on whatsapp, now my data has finished. It’s over.

Whats the worst breakup line you ever heard or read? Be free to share with us on the comment section