Why Nigerian Girls Are Proud

16:03:00Opeyemi Famakin

Yvonne

I think its safe to say that boys in London are the biggest jerks to walk the face of this earth, let me explain why. Before i do i'll talk about some random but important stuff.

In USA most areas are either areas filled with white people or areas filled with black people (except LA and Newyork) so if you're in the USA its either you see a lot of white people or you see a lot of black people, meaning if you wana parole a white girl you have to go to a white area and if you're black goodluck in catching a white fish, if you wana parole a black girl you have to go to a black area and apparently these girls are cheap (cheap as in woo them with small money and they are yours, and what you see on TV is true, most black American girls are ratchet).

But that's not the case in London, London is like how lagos is in Nigeria. Everybody lives there, blacks Whites Arabs Asians Hispanics etc (Notice how i spelt blacks in small letters). So basically London boys have a variety of chicks to choose from and here's the shocker, on the food chain of babes in London black girls are at the bottom. Shocker Init (thats how they talk in london, init yeah). Even the Hot black girls are shit in london (no offence if you're a hot black girl who lives in london, you're not shit to me). In london you will see HOT SEXY black chicks who are sigle and they have the lowest self esteem because the boys over there are mean to them and they prefer Halfcaste or one other exotic race to black girls.

So while in london there was this Hot girl who i stalked and after days and days of stalking i summoned the courage to talk to her, she was light skinned almost halfcaste skinny with curves in the right parts of her body with a killer british accent (i hope she's not reading this cuz she'll think im a creep). Her name was Yvonne , Anyways we got talking and i asked her if she had a boyfriend and she told me no, i was surprised. Then i asked if she had toasters and she said No, and i was like WTF, then i asked her if she had kissed before and she said no. At that point i almost fainted, how can a girl this hot not have a boyfriend or toasters and her lips are virgins. Ten she explained to me that London boys are mean sons of bitches who don't respect black girls because they have other varieties of babes who are easier (white girls, Indians). Note : I used the word easy for white girls and cheap for black girls.. an easy girl is a girl who is easy to parole, no money is involved all you just have to do is talk and be nice and they are yours. Cheap involves you spending money, small money (Lasu girls, some unilag girls, all girls in polytechnics). That's by the way.

Let’s come to Nigeria. The land where all the babes are proud, even the ugly black ones with tribal marks on their face. Then again I wont blame Nigerian girls, I’ll blame the desperate guys who toast anything that wear a skirt (Koko Roy UNILAG Finance 400level). You will see guys spending a fortune just to woo a babe, if only they knew. Nigeria is cursed with only one flavor of girls, Black girls .. with a few halfcastes. Lets talk about those halfcaste babes, Mhen those bitches are proud as fuck, then again why wont they be. When every tom dick and harry are on their P they will feel ontop of the world. The reason why Nigerian girls are proud is because 1. The Guys are desperate fucks.. 2 It’s only black girls we have in this country so you have to manage the little you have (yes, the little). If Nigeria was an exotic land with varieties of girls I can bet my life nobody would even look at the side of black girls.

Let’s talk about the boys sef, Let me compare Naija boys, black London boys and black American (with me being the exception of course,for christ sakes I’m awesome). Let me start with this, Black Americans disgust me, most of them are like mushin boys, their English is wack, their dressing is wack and everything about them repulses me. They are the reason white Americans are still racist, I don’t blame Uncle Ruckus in boondocks for hating on black people. But Black London boys on the other hand are awesome, their hairstyle is posh, the way they speak is poise, their dressing is to die for but their only coma is that they are jerks and they bully the black girls psychologically. Nigerian boys on the other hands are desperate wanabe's (well not all), we (sorry, They) copy other culturesand whatnot and they over gratify females making them feel like goddesses and the sad part is that the females take them for granted. Then again not all female but most. Its in Nigeria that you will hear a girl having three boyfriends, one main one sugar daddy and one yahoo boy who gives it to her on the side. Them bitches abroad are loyal, most especially in USA. You will see a fucking ugly weirdly shaped black guy dating a hot latino babe. If only the slave masters had just stayed and not left, it would have made sense.

One thing is for sure, if Nigeria by chance becomes a better country (i pray o) and white people and other races decide to recide here permanently lord knows that i wont even talk to any black bitch, Y'all annoy me.

ps: This isnt a journalistic article, it's just basically me writing.. why? Cuz i can

If you're a halfcaste babe reading this ignore all i said about you people, i was just kidding. You guys are beautiful and we should get married and make caramel babies.. wink wink