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Why Nigerian Churches Annoy Me

13:30:00Opeyemi Famakin

Remove the Log of wood in your eyes before telling someone else to remove the speck of wood in their eyes. I am not an athiest, I believe in God, I believe in Jesus.. The only thing is I don't believe in Nigerian pastors and Nigerian churches.

So the other day I was surfing the net whiling away time and I came across a pic of the G.O of redeem saying something about people should not give offerings to his church if they are not sure about making heaven that them collecting offering is basically a plus on our side, I was shocked. First of all its safe to say I'm a proud mother fucker so I know what pride looks like and that is the highest form of pride. If there were levels of pride that would be level 9, level 10 was the one where Devil challenged God and wanted to bounce him off his throne (well that's what the Christians say, the Muslims believed he didn't challenge God, they believe he disobeyed God and that's why he was sent away but that's another argument for another day).

I've seen videos of pastors telling their congregation to eat grass and another telling their congregation to eat snake and it would turn to chocolate, I even did a story about it and a lot of Christians (who didn't belong to that church) and all the muslims agreed with me that its barbaric and the people in his church had blind faith and we all concluded he and his congregation are Psycho's. Of course those who ate grass and ate the snake would argue with you for disagreeing with their pastor and they would quote the famous "Touch not my anointed and speak no evil against him" and they will tell you God would be angry at you for speaking I'll against his servant who told them to eat grass and eat a live snake, they would say "Gods ways is not our ways so don't question, just believe".

Let's port back to what Pastor E. A Adeboye said. He's tagged to be one of the most humble pastors in Nigeria but someone who is humble will not utter the words "From today if you're not sure of your salvation don't EVER give offering to redeem church", he now said the only reason they collect offerings is to get us out of our poverty.

All of you read what he tweeted, and you knew exactly how offensive and proud that was but you all kept shut because "He is the G.O of a church and speaking ill against him will guarantee you a bedspace in hell abi? Be honest, be very honest.. If the G.O of Jehova sharp sharp(an actual church in the east) said that won't you be the first to yab him and snicker at him, but because the great pastor Adeboye (who once said it in a vigil I was forced to attend against my will "Even I am not sure of making heaven and I hope God welcomes me into heaven when I die") said it all of you will just keep shut and look away and pretend like nothing happened. 👏👏👏👏 oya clap for yourselves, you are in No way a hypocrite.

Its so funny though, I and my family are members of redeem  and I ported to catholic because redeem begs too much, if you've read my previous articles where I talk about churches I've said it more than ten times, its now this same redeem thats justifying its begging saying they collect our money to help our poverty. The same Church that would say don't rob God of what belongs to him, pay your tithe. The same church that will say "challenge God and Give the church your first salary and see what would happen".

That's that. I also read another awesome article online where they said the Governor of Lagos shut down churches, mosques and hotels who make too much noise. May God Bless Governor Ambode's life for that wise decision. I'm tired of hearing churches make noise while i try to sleep.

In conclusion, don't be petty, just cuz someone speaks against what you believe or what you practice doesn't make him an Atheist, cuz if that's the case then redeem should call Jehovas witness atheist s and mfm should call catholics idol worshipers.. Oh sorry, I forgot.. Non Catholics call Catholics idol or Mary worshipers.. Yet, yet they are all Christians..

This won't be my last article speaking the truth when it comes to religion on both Christians.. And Muslims.. Abi is it not Nigerian churches, they will fuck up again and when all of you look away I will call them out...

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7 comments

  1. Truth is relative... Call it your opinion.

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  2. Most people basically worship their preachers and not even God. PS:i love your blog.

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  3. This is your own candid opinion and I kinda totally disagree with especially the GO side...you totally moixed up things and had me all totally confused and even begging for sense in that part of your article

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  5. is that really his account though?

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  6. Thank you for this post! Hypocrisy everywhere. I attended a service once, and the pastor was reminding the congregation about their full month's salary. Salary wey never reach them

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