So for all the good old angry, frustrated men of Lagos state and beyond that think that not spending money on women makes me the Antichrist, I am going to share some of my secrets on how I achieve so many women, but never have to spend all my salary on them.

• Never Date A Broke Lagos Girl

This is the first mistake many Lagos dudes make. Just because she's pretty, wears nice clothes, smells like a Parisian Garden, and laughs hard at all your dry jokes does not mean you should collect her number.
The economy is hard. Many girls are broke these days, and since firms are not looking to employ half-baked graduates, and parents are not ready to feed their adult babies, the girls need to survive. They need to come up with a hustle, that feeds and clothes them all.
You Are That Hustle!
If you fall into a relationship with a broke girl, you automatically become her job. Your small salary becomes 'our' salary, and your life become linked to her. She will be eager to please, give you the best sex ever, but your life begins to go downhill. Avoid these types.

• Never Bring Out Your Wallet The First Time You Meet

This sends the wrong message, even to a decent lady. Sell yourself first as a sincere individual, not as Santa Claus or the Senator's last born. She'll appreciate that. Never pay her fare, or offer to buy her stuff. You might argue that doing so will make her know that you are a 'giver', you're not stingy, and you can share. But those aren't the first things she should be thinking about you. How about thoughts like, 'He's such a funny guy', or he's so chaming and sexy, or he's cute when he laughs.'.
I'll take those ones any day, over 'He's so awesome when he opens his wallet'.

• Don't talk about your job...

...except if it's a flashy job, like mine that is interesting, and makes you meet lots of interesting people who will be of interest to the girl. If you have to talk about it, make it funny and interesting, not rich and important. If you are important, she'll notice anyway. Don't make it who you are. Sell yourself, not your source of livelihood.

• Make her see you the way you are. Don't form. Forming can only make her expect more from you...and your small salary.
• Be sure to come across as ambitious and forward-thinking. Lagos girls like a guy who can sound like he will be the CEO of a Multinational firm one day. Tell her your plans for the future. Even if you are a ne'er-do-well. Fake it until God blesses you.
• Take her money, when she offers it. But don't ask her for it. Form small too. Girls are very caring beings, and they will like to show how much they care about you, even if it means spending their money on your needs. When you hit a rough patch, and she's still with you, just complain to her. She'll offer you money. Reject it, form, tell her thank you. She will press, and only when she offers the third time should you accept it. Never accept it on the first try, or ask for it, or else you will be called a 'gold digger'.
• Be faithful to her...at least in her presence. When a Lagos girls know that you are faithful to her, and the big asses of other Yoruba women do not appeal to you, then she will grow a conscience, and not eat your money. She will know that you are 'together', and won't do anything to run you down.

Finally, if you do everything above, and your girlfriend still wants to only chop your money, then take her for deliverance, or leave. If that behaviour repeats with another woman, then accept your faith. The lord is grooming you to be an Aristo Baba