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NOT ALL VAGINAS ARE THE SAME

08:18:00Opeyemi Famakin

This article in no way supports or defends cheating. Cheating is a bad thing that shouldn’t be engaged in and it should also be frowned upon. Now that we’ve clarified that, let’s dive into this article.

Ever noticed how no man has ever told or asked his cheating wife/girlfriend ‘Is it not the same prick, why did you then cheat’, but women are quick to ask their cheating men ‘Is it not the same Vagina we all have’. That’s because unlike women, men know that not all pricks are the same. Some are bigger, many are small, then theres the usage of the prick. Some men know how to use their pricks very well and their stroke game is fire, while some men can last hours upon hours without cumming, so when a woman cheats on us and tells us that the new dude she’s fvcking has a bigger dick and his stroke game is fire and it takes him ages to nut, we’d understand. We’d hate it and still call her a hoe(which she is), but deep down we’d understand.
Women, on the other hand, fail to understand that all vaginae aren’t the same. They assume it’s the same moist hole in the body and there’s no difference in it. Since Y’all don’t wanna learn, lemme break it down for you and explain how Vaginas differ to man.
First of all, there’s the look of the Vagina, the aestheticness of it. While some Vagina’s look beautiful and pleasing to the eyes some look downright disgusting and horrific(mostly the bushy unshaved one). There’s that, and there’s also the texture and feel of some Vaginas. You women need to know that wetness differs in all of you. While some women are EXTRA wet, some are moderately wet and a few are slimy(slimy is good.. I think).. and there are the cursed one who are dryer than a well in Sahara desert. These dry wells would still have the effrontery to open their mouths and say all vaginas are the same.
Enough about the Vagina, let’s talk about the foreplay game and the sound effects that come with these vaginas. For a dude, Good s3x isn’t all about stroking your D into her. Does she moan when you pound her or does she lay like a log of wood, how good is her arch game when you guys are doing doggy and can she ride you till your soul leaves your body? I’d talk about blowjobs but as I’m not a fan of receiving head I know nothing about it (well.. I do, but I’d rather not talk about a topic I’m not an expert in).
These and much more are what makes vaginas very different. So please dear ladies, You can like to stop saying All Vaginas are the same. I even forgot to talk about the smell of the Vagina. In order not to offend anyone, I’d rather refrain from talking about the smell of Vaginas and how some smell like roses and others smell like…. You know what, never mind, you know exactly what I mean.

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  1. Smells like roses to me ! 😂😂 all I could think of reading that part was the song. "Roses " OMG !!! The way u broke it down was superb ! Although it was annoying at some point... But it's okay... We understand now.

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