We’ve heard ladies talk about how they’d love a man who has a third leg and an anaconda between his thighs(That means a big penis, just in case you didn’t grab), how they’d love to have a man who’s anaconda is so big it would destroy their uterine wall and take them to cloud 9. In my short lifetime, I’ve come to realise that it’s all bants for social media.
There’s this pride and ego boost when you’re about to ‘poke’ a chick and you whip out your pole and she gasps in disbelief asking if it would enter her. Then after long minutes of foreplay, you try stabbing it in and it refuses to enter. It stops becoming an erotic act and it becomes an herculean task in the sense that the girl doesn’t even want the s3x anymore but since she’s already naked and you’re already hard she just obliges. And then the main act starts and instead of her moaning with pleasure she’s screaming in pain and you lowkey start to feel like a rapist, and you have to monitor your strokes because if you pole mistakenly leaves her honeypot it’s going to be another work trying to stick it back in.
It’s all fun and game till you pork a girl who’s not a virgin and she starts to bleed.
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