Equity is the quality of being fair and impartial. Synonyms: fairness, fair-mindedness, justness, justice, equitableness, fair play Feminism is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes. synonyms: the women's movement, the feminist movement, women's liberation, female emancipation, women's rights. When female Nigerian 2019 presidential aspirant 'Eunice Atuejide' was asked if she was a feminist, she blatantly said no and she said...

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 It's funny, a lot of Nigerians are fond of dissing Catholics and saying the Catholics worship Mary. Some even go as far as saying Catholics are fanatics who are idol worshipers because they bow to statues but when Beverly Osu wears a Nun's costume these same people come for her saying she's shitting on Christians and their faith. Guys, keep the same energy. ...

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 As we all know, the Tennis French opening announced their new dress code and it in no way favoured Serena Williams dressing. The usual dress code for female tennis players is a short skirt and a polo top or a sleeveless top. Serena Williams use to wear that but recently after her childbirth, she decided to wear a Nike designed Black Panther type of suit so people kinda...

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I remember the first time I went to a buffet, I think I was 9 or so, my mum dropped some wise nuggets that would forever stick with me. She said 'Eat the food we don't eat at home and you have no business touching any Nigerian food', these words will forever stick with me and I'll pass them on to my kids and they too shall pass...

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Ever noticed how when a lion is hunting a herd of buffalos it goes for either the weak ones who are wounded or deformed, or it goes for the calf who can barely run because it knows that going for the fit and healthy buffalo is a waste of its precious time and energy. ...

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Recently, a radical Nigerian feminist popularly known for falsely accusing men of rape tweeted a post that shook a lot of tables and took jabs at Nigerian churches and some men. She insinuated that God is a He and if God can be called a He then He might as well be referred to as a SHE. While a whole bunch of Nigerians are making mockery and jest...

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Once upon a time, long long ago, the British soldiers came to the Benin part of Bendel(now know as edo state) and tried to make the Benin people their bitch. The Benin people resisted and chased them away and in retaliation, the British soldiers came back with more sophisticated weapons and invaded Benin. In the invasion, they found loads of art artifacts and natural resources like elephant tusks...

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A widower has 5 kids, he's very poor and his means of lively hood is being a bricklayer. He toils day and night to provide for his kids and sends them all to school and puts food on the table. There's another man somewhere, a random bus driver with a wife and kids. Just like the bricklayer he sweats and toils all day to provide for the family...

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Ever noticed how most Igbo men are big time entrepreneurs and how it’s close to impossible to see an Igbo man beg on the streets. Those who served and taught in schools in the east would testify that mostly girls go to secondary schools while the boys prefer to work. In the Igbo household, they wire the boys at a young age to believe that owning their business...

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'When a rich nigga wants you, and your nigga can't do nothing for ya. These Hoes Ain't Loyal'. Chris Brown, 2014 Men are scum, Men are scum. This has been the anthem worldwide by almost all ladies. Many women have caught their husbands cheating and having extramarital affairs so the general consensus has been that men are scum. On the other side lies men who don't have half...

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I noticed a new trend online (mostly on Twitter and Instagram) where when ladies are asked about their spec in a man ALL of them talk about how they love men who are tall, dark, handsome and whatnot, but most of them then segway and start taking jabs at short men talking about how they can’t date or marry a short man because blablablack sheep. They talk about...

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Recently I and a few of my friends (who just got back) decided to hang out and have some drinks and disturb Lagos, we anonymously decided the location to meet should be somewhere on the island and I suggested we chill at freedom park because it’s classy, affordable and they have Karaoke at night. Also because their food is lowkey affordable and all the cool woke kids tend to...

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One of my resolution for 2018 is to say K to everyone (mostly girls) who’d call me and says “Ope, so if I didn’t call you wouldn’t call me abi, that’s how you’ve forgotten me and left me”. It pisses me off that people (mostly women, and no I’m not a chauvinist, I’m just being real) tend to use emotional blackmail and guilt when they call to say Hi. Can’t...

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We’ve heard ladies talk about how they’d love a man who has a third leg and an anaconda between his thighs(That means a big penis, just in case you didn’t grab), how they’d love to have a man who’s anaconda is so big it would destroy their uterine wall and take them to cloud 9. In my short lifetime, I’ve come to realise that it’s all bants for...

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So, a guy is toasting a girl and invites her over to his place. He cooks her a nice meal and makes cocktails for her. One thing leads to another and they make out and maybe he got lucky and he inserted his mandingo into her honey pot, or maybe it didn’t and he didn’t insert his mandingo into her honey pot. It’s time for her to leave...

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This article in no way supports or defends cheating. Cheating is a bad thing that shouldn’t be engaged in and it should also be frowned upon. Now that we’ve clarified that, let’s dive into this article. This article in no way supports or defends cheating. Cheating is a bad thing that shouldn’t be engaged in and it should also be frowned upon. Now that we’ve clarified that, let’s...

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Back in our forefathers days when their wives gave birth, they’d stay outside the hut and drink palm wine and brukutu with their friends while the midwives stayed indoors with the wife and delivered the child. Everything was cool and no one complained. ...

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Why do girls do it? Why is it that when a guy asks a girl on a date she asks if she can bring her friend along? Why? I can understand if a guy invites a girl over to his place and she says she wants to bring a friend along, but why would you ask to bring a friend along on an outdoor date? Sometimes it’s not...

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I’ve written various articles about women always tackling men when a man talks about his spec in a woman. If a black American man mistakenly says he PREFERS white women, ALL the black American women would eat him raw and spit him out. Same in Nigeria, if a man mistakenly says he prefers a light-skinned woman who is skinny, he’s dead. You’d think the person just cursed God...

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Remember how we were all told as young kids that for us to be successful we had to go to good schools in Nigeria and study good courses and graduate with good grades. We were told that if we had a 1st class or a strong 2’1 we were guaranteed the best jobs. We were even told that having a masters was an overkill and going for a...

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If we’re being honest, men can be scum sometimes with the things they do and what they say. How? Well, a lot of times women say the reason they bleach is because their man said he’d prefer if they were light skinned *Coughs.. Toke Makinwa*, while nobody believes that excuse it tends to be true a lot of times. If we’re being honest, men can be scum sometimes...

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Word on the street is that the Prime Minister of the U.K. is putting pressure on the Nigerian government to ban the anti-gay law. I have mixed feelings about this though. The first feeling is ‘Who the hell is the U.K. to pressurize Nigeria and tell us what to do?’, the second is ‘Well, the anti-gay is actually barbaric and is pointless’ so I understand why they are...

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Kings, we’re in big trouble. Remember how our dads use to tell us that we should go for girls with inner beauty and forego these hot girls because most of them are trouble, apparently our dads were correct. If we’re being honest, this is the era of the Slayqueen and most guys would rather go for a hot chick who has little to no personality. As far as the...

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While growing up, I was made to believe that God is an omnipresent God, Meaning that God is everywhere at the same time. But, as I grew older I was also made to believe that even though prayer and worship are good and should be done everywhere it’s best to be done in the Nigerian Church or Mosque. While growing up, I was made to believe that God...

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There’s a popular saying that goes ‘No Man Is Ugly’, while that might be a chauvinistic thing to say it might be a bit true… at least for the Nigerian man. When most Nigerian men get hitched they still put in a bit of work in their looks and they try their best to look young and hip, if at all they’d let themselves go they’d probably have...

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If you’re a Nigerian youth who has a smartphone and is internet savvy and you have no idea about Davido lavishing his girlfriend Chioma with gifts, quickly give yourself 5 hot slaps. Davido and Chioma have been trending on the Nigerian internet space this week because he threw her a Lavish pre-birthday party, wrote a song called ‘Assurance’ for her and shot a video for it, threw a...

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Recently a female friend of mine called me and was complaining about how her boyfriend was a douchebag and only used her for s3x. She talked about how she’d travel across states to go and visit him and he’d treat her like a rag and make her feel inhumane, she cried and told me that he broke up with her and now she doesn’t know where to start...

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Our uncle in America, Kanye West, First of his name, Rapper and Producer, the husband of Kim Kardashian, Father of North West, a black man who is the descendants of African slaves, opened his mouth and said ‘Slavery is a choice’. Our uncle in America, Kanye West, First of his name, Rapper and Producer, the husband of Kim Kardashian, Father of North West, a black man who is the...

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As a Nigerian Youth, I’ve always wondered why Nigeria keeps recycling the same old and shrivelled Politicians over and over again. We’ve had two presidents who have ruled us twice in different decades and once a governor is done with his term he takes up another government post like being a minister or whatnot. Nigeria is like a loose girl that a clique of old men pass around...

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It’s been stipulated that the Catholic church slowed down science by a 100 years. Back in the medieval era, if any scientist made a discovery that went against the church they were killed, and for this reason most scientists went into hiding and inventions and discoveries were hidden and put to bed. We assume this is a thing of the past but it’s still very much alive. It’s...

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